The Ring Test

Knocked up? Wondering whatcha got in there? Don't believe all those other parlor tricks...the Chinese Calendar, the Drano test, the sonogram. None of them compare to the power of the Ring. The power of the Ring is not only in the Ring itself, but in the hands of the facilitator. Not everyone has the gift. It is passed down from generation to generation, like free earlobes or mid-digital hair. We can trace the gift back to Chris' grandfather, Spot Weaver, who was a true pioneer in predicting baby genders. Chris' father, Frost Weaver, recognized he had the gift and started performing the Ring Test in the 'Newly Married' class he taught at his church. Confident in his abilities, he started predicting the sexes of his grandchildren. Six grand kids, (3 boys & 3 girls), all predicted early on without a shred of doubt. His record is up there with the greats. Now Chris is proving to be somewhat of a natural, performing the ring test two times in 2008 and twice already in 2009.

Some simple rules to the Ring Test:

1. You must be a female AND pregnant. (Sorry Sean.)

2. Only a male can perform the test. If a woman can pull another woman onto her cycle just by hanging out, then you don't want to mix that power with the natural motion of the Ring.

3. The father cannot perform the test. It must be a neutral party.

4. You must use the father's wedding band. (It should be without stones. It really should be without stones!)

Looping the wedding band onto a long piece of thread, you hold it still and wait for the string to unwind. (Notice in all the pictures how he holds his wrist steady with his other hand.) It can take a few minutes or just a few seconds before it starts to move, but once it gets going, it really cooks. If it moves in a circular motion, it's a girl. Swinging back and forth, like a pendulum, is a boy. It's one of the most incredible sites.
If you or a loved one would like to have a Weaver perform the ring test for you, stop on by. Every autumnal equinox we have a tent set up in the backyard where we perform the test, sacrifice a goat, and eat grilled cheese sandwiches, while listening to the melodies of 4 Non Blondes. If we aren't there, just wait longer. We're probably just getting more cheese.

Ring Test Record for Christopher Weaver: 4-0

July 4th, 2008.
Prediction-GIRL...Maggie was born a few weeks later
October 19th, 2008
Prediction- GIRL...Annie was born 7 months later!
January 2009
Sex confirmed- BOY...Jackson born a few weeks later.
July 2009
Prediction- GIRL...Just yesterday, the sonogram displayed the same findings.