Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Scott, Chris, Rachel, and Meghan Go to White Castle is coming to a theater near you. A synopsis of the movie is below.

This movie is wrought with suspense. Will Scott, Chris, Rachel, and Meghan ever make it to White Castle? After spreading the word of their late night plans at a Rehearsal Dinner in Nashville, TN, a mixed group of White Castle enthusiasts grew. Even the elderly seemed up for it and tiny unidentifiable meat burgers seemed to be in every one's near future. However, the crowd was all talk, and there were no meat sandwiches to be had. The walk was too far from the hotel and the idea had lost what little appeal it originally had. Chris was kept awake all night by Scott's snoring and laid wide eyed and well aware that time was slipping by. Saturday would be his last chance to try the soggy bun slider.

At the reception Chris casually went back to the buffet for seconds and then helped himself to a mammoth cupcake. Jack & Coke kept his stamina alive and he seemed to burn everything off on the dance floor. Following the hearty intake of food and cardio workout, the group walked a few blocks to the after party at a downtown western bar. They didn't stay too long, as the entire wedding had also crammed into this space and Chris' sweat glands had yet to stop showing off.

The group hailed a taxi and off they were to White Castle. A first time for all involved, minus the driver. As they pulled in, several taxi's were pulling out of the drive thru line. This wasn't such a crazy idea after all. Sliding the minivan door open, Chris poses next to the drive thru advertisements before they order. The door remains ajar as the group takes turns ordering and reordering.

The smell lingered in the cab all the way back to the hotel. They were saving those little meat pockets for the hotel lobby. Spilling the sack contents on the table, the group began to sort through the variations of squared delicacies. Jalapeno burgers for Meghan, and an assortment of cheese and plain burgers for the rest. Rachel particularly took to the burgers. peeling the bread from the thin square middle and saving the soggy bun for last. The others stared in amazement as she was able to pack them away piece by piece.

Upon closer examination, the gray meat appeared to have several holes throughout. This delighted Rachel, and she shoved another one in her mouth. After seeing this display, Meghan nibbled the corner off one sandwich, declared it vile, and turned her attention to the onion rings. Scott kicked back and savored his meal, dwarfing the burgers with his over sized grip. Chris silently finished his meal. No one knows how much he consumed.

The late night meal was over. The crew headed back to their room to crash. Scott, Meghan, and Rachel were so exhausted that they slept right through the night, completely unaware that Chris was paying a hefty price in the bathroom. Was it the dancing or vomiting that left Chris' abs so sore? Maybe that question will be answered in the sequel, Scott, Chris, Rachel, & Meghan Go to A Gastroenterologist.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I always start my comments with "HAHAHA" so we're going to go for something different today.

OH MAN.

Genius. "No one knew how much he consumed." I'm proud of Chris for posing next to that sign, that took big b's.